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The time has come. I am finally cashing out of Moonrabbit Industries. The domain moonrabbithaven.com is apparently worth $10 according to CuteStat.com, and the merch business is booming (my dad just bought a pair of socks). In an attempt to get just a little bit more out of this website before jumping ship and finally getting that swimming pool I've been talking about installed, I'm going to make my last blog post EVER a SCHOOL PROJECT!!! What!!! AND a staff survey!  You that read right. It's everybody's 2 favorite types of Henry content MERGED INTO ONE! "How can it get much better than this?" You ask. I'll tell you how! This isn't even the last Moonrabbit blog post! In fact, far from it! What I said before was what we like to call a bit! It would be a fair assumption at this point to think that the Moonrabbit blog will endure until the end of time! My children and then grandchildren and then great grandchildren will continue my legacy until the sun explodes and engulfs us all in magma or whatever the sun is made out of and even then a spaceship with a record of every Moonrabbit blog post ever written will be just arriving to an alien civilization millions of light years away and the aliens will read all of what has been written by my bloodline and hear the grand tales of Launch Day and COVID-19 and how Esther was banned from the server twice and will revel in the light of the old world and, facing their own alien world, full of pain and hardship and troubled youth and war and famine and suffering, will realize a better society full of joy and devoid of hatred is possible if only they follow the Ten Great Moonrabbit Space Commandments of Greatness (circa 2050) and spread His word (which will be, of course, My word) in the form of song, dance, theater, and most importantly, Blog Posts, and the Moonrabbit Blog will continue for all of eternity, spreading throughout the multiverse and the ninth dead world, bringing happiness and alleviating suffering for all sentient life, teaching love and compassion and trust in science and the TimeCube to all things. Stories of the Moonrabbit Blog will no doubt be chronicled in alien history books, and while I would love to let myself type your ear off about how great this blog is I do need to get started on my school project.
Anyway. The School Project Begins Now!!! okay, fine, i'll just make it a separate blog post
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